- Brother: I wonder what Satan looks like..
- Me: Well, first off his name is Lucifer and he's a fallen angel. According to the bible he was suppose to be super gorgeous.
- Brother: Really?
- Me: Yeah. I guess you could say he was....
- Brother: ???
- Me: ... fine as hell.
I was trying to decide between a blue or a green popcicle and suddenly I realized. It’s 1:30 in the morning……………..and I’m a goddamn adult.
I can have them both~
you just completely described my life in a single text post.
he’s being fucking paid to be pretend to be a dragon
that’s 7-year old me’s fucking dream
Women wear them now so we don’t have to step in the blood of our enemies
BUT IMAGINE A BUTCHER WEARING RED STRAPPED STILETTOS THOUGH
EVERYONE STOP AND REALIZE !! THIS IS A BABY FOX!!!
GEETTTTT FFUUUCCCKKKKKED OH MY GOD